The Biggest Hot Mess On ‘Southern Charm’ Isn’t Returning Next Season

fans–who are you? Oh. There, I see you, all five of you–I’ve got some bad news. Our favorite hot mess, Landon Clements, will not be returning to the display for season five. Honestly I can’t tell how I feel about this news. On the one mitt, Landon at best annoys me every time she opens her mouth or even appears on screen, and at worst she actively offends me and constructs me go into a violence blackout. On the other hand, she is a strolling red-hot mess, which is great for TV theatre. Extremely examining are essentially zero of the aforementioned drama. Like , now that Kathryn’s( mildly) sane, who is going to bringing the pizzazz? Shep and his never-ending ceremony of thots? No, he’s got his own spin-off to focus on. Austen and Chelsea? They barely even go here. Cameran? Well, I want, maternity intelligence is a stereotype, so okay maybe we’ve have something now, but it’s not promising.

Landon told Bravo’s “I have decided to return to California where I will be engaging my vocation in residential real estate. I recently regenerated my license and am thrilled to join the team at CLIMB Real Estate.” Is that her dad’s business? The same one she got a cool hundred majestic from for babysitting a unoccupied spate? Because if so, I can’t precisely denounce her for shooting that easy newspaper. And also, where can I cast my resume? Landon supplements, “While I won’t be returning to, I’m elicited for this next chapter in my life.” Honestly, perhaps the disgrace of going rejected by Shep and Thomas was just too much to birth. #BeenThere

As sad as I am to see our favorite wino aunt move on to greener pastures( react: only mildly harrowing tbh ), I am glad and honestly startled that she woke the fuck up and realized there’s no fund to be made in the travel costs and lifestyle blog business.( Says the girl currently writing for a lifestyle blog .) For now we don’t have details on who, if someone, will change Landon, so stay chanted on more revises from Vanderpump Rules’ less attractive and amusing cousin.

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