The father is of course Tristan Thompson, whom Khloe must love a good deal because she literally expends half her time in Cleveland now. Like, that’s fucking commitment. She’s probably pretty pissed that Kylie plagiarized her peal by get pregnant at the same epoch, but Khloe has a lot of pattern going forgotten and discounted next to her sisters.
We’re excited for Khloe, but we have some important speculations about what the fuck is going on in Calabasas right now.
1. Triple Surrogates
We all know Kim is having a baby via replacement, but we have no project who the mystery surrogate is. But what if she craved preferences? Perhaps she got Kylie, Khloe, and a third rando lady pregnant, and then she’ll espouse best available child in some kind of barbaric lottery. “Sorry Kylie, but your child is ugly, so you have to raise it now.”
1a. Triplet Surrogates
No, I didn’t just type the same happening twice, and you didn’t simply have a convulsion. God, what has predicting grasp in its own country come to? Anyway, what if Kim is not farming three children to ultimately prefer the hottest one, but rather, TRIPLET SURROGATES? What if Kim purposefully wants to have triplets so she knows how outshine Beyonce’s twins? BOOM. I fantasize I’m onto something.
2. Mother Knows Best
As the world’s top momager, it’s Kris Jenner’s job to make sure their own families stays interesting enough for reality TV. Maybe she got desperate and switched out the family birth control for Tic Tacs. This honestly doesn’t even seem far-fetched. The savage works, but Kris Jenner labor harder.
3. Pregnancy Pacts
Remember like 10 years ago, when “re coming out” and Republican everywhere were like, scared that teens were going to become maternity agreements? That never really happened outside of that one high school in Massachusetts and , but Kylie and Khloe emphatically could’ve decided together that this would be their time to make it happen. Add Kim’s surrogate to the mix and this seems too crazy to be a coincidence.
4. It’s All A Hoax
Climate change isn’t a deceive, but these maternities might be. Technically we still haven’t gotten official evidence on any of it, so perhaps it’s all an elaborate prank they’re all playing on Kris that will be unveiled in six months on. We don’t want this to be true, but really good-for-nothing would catch us anymore.
5. Something In The Water
Maybe Ryan Seacrest and Kris have collaborated to create some new chemical maternity complex that they’ve been filtering into the Calabasas water. Kylie and Khloe were the clinical test, and now that it labours, they’re going to take over “the worlds” selling their pregnancy liquid. They can call it Kim-bucha and freight $13 a bottle at Whole Foods.
6. Preparing Kendall Jealous
Maybe the rest of the sisters have finally come to terms with the fact that Kendall will always be the skinniest one, so they’re trying a different trick to realize her resentful. After all , now everyone else, including Rob , will have a newborn of their own, so Kenny is very likely to find pretty left open. Whatever, she’s ever had more common sense than Kylie.